what you tell the cops you thought you were growing
sorry officer, i swear the packet said bamboo maple, i had no idea!
by anon3143 January 02, 2010
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Similar to camel toe whereby a woman's Venus mound is clearly discernable under the snug fabric of her lower garment, except more pleasurable sounding when compared to dry and sandy camel toe
Hey dude! Check out that moist bamboo rump on that fine ass girl.
by SickScissors85 May 04, 2009
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Tricked into thinking you’re getting real bamboo when it’s actually just some cheap crappy imitation (think, using dried marsh-grass blades or cattail leaves for creating a basket, lamp-shade, or mat/curtain, instead of da genuine natural-plastic woven slats).
I hired a fly-by-night landscaper to plant a “tubular grass” fringe around my house, but the lyin’ shyster just stuck in a weedy thicket of Japanese knotweed --- I got seriously bamboo-zled on THAT deal!
by QuacksO September 03, 2018
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A street word for 'celery'
You got any more of that lucky bamboo? I'm desperate for my fix.
by JimmyTheGinger September 12, 2020
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A term used by Pandas for bamboo that is very yummy
Panda:”Hmmm Yummy bamboo”.
Red Panda:*Red panda noise*
by A possum possum January 02, 2021
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