A male haircut characterized by long bangs, combed to the right side of one's head so that half of the bangs come down the forehead, while the other half rests on the scalp. Often covered by a visor.

Named for every Alabama Crimson Tide quarterback since the beginning of forever that has sported the haircut. See Greg McElroy, Joe Namath, Brodie Croyle, John Parker Wilson, etc.

A class of US citizen that receives all their news from the National Public Radio, or NPR, and no other sources. See: shit-lib, NPC, or SWPL (white educated liberal bohemian).

This personality is the counterpart of an American who is addicted to Fox News. Both demographics fail to cultivate objective opinions due to a biased media diet. This is to no fault of both groups; it's the result of the USA's piss-poor journalistic standards, ethics and values.