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Balvino is a cute ass mother fucker. The way he smiles will make your pp go up so fast you’ll think it became lightning McQueen. He’s a modern warfare god so ladies, don’t get all wet at once.
“You know Balvino?”

“The one who’s hella cute? Ya, why?”

“He looked at me and then I just instantly shitted my pants because of how relaxed my butthole started to become.”
by Juicebuggangwya October 20, 2020
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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