One of the most badass motherfuckers you've ever met. You don't see someone with the name Balthazar and think they are a pussy. Hell no, a Balthazar is gonna come over and fuck your shit up just for kicks. Balthazars can fake their own deaths, steal anything they want and have twelve ways. That's right. Twelve ways.

Derived from the angel Balthazar from the show Supernatural, who kicked ass and gave no fucks.

The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.

A badass angel from Supernatural who is neither good nor bad. He hates being called upon by demon hunters Sam Winchester and Dean Winchester like a manservant. Balthazar also hates Celine Dion songs. In one episode of Supernatural, he unsank the Titanic by changing history.

To be the absolute ballsest person on the planet. there is no hope for you once you have reached balthazar status. you may as well end your life because there's no hope. it's like you are slapped in the face by balls on a daily basis.

The Balthazar, also commonly known as "The Wolfsheim", is a crook characterized by his extreme luck and his bootleggers' blood, the greatest number of today's specimens being direct ancestors of the famous bootlegger in "The Great Gatsby", the famous American novel about green lights, American Dream, and bootlegging. He is talented and handsome, but also extremely sassy and arrogant, and hides during uncontrolled situations in the symbiotic creature he carries on his head. He is researched by many of world's most powerful polices, including the FBI, KGB, and the international organization against bad faith and the disrespect of international conventions on the attribution of fair and deserved grades. His most prominent crime: the obtention of a 15 for his first lit commentary on, wait for it... "The Great Gatsby", a shocking event that left some witnesses terribly affected, who suffer PTS, and panic attacks when the traffic lights turn green. Down below is the testimony of a witness, whose encounter with the specimen left deep sequels in his life...