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(n) A guy who thinks regularly striking his fellow men in the balls is of noteworthy comedic value. He is usually a boring guy with a dry sense of humor who does not know how to behave when suddenly thrust into a group of sociable male colleagues.

(n) A robot whose hull alloy consists of at least 97% harvested human testicles.
Fucking balltron ran up and hit me in the balls with a biology book.
by Freshcookies February 18, 2011
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Apr 24 Word of the Day
A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
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