Ballinasticfuckerdomeness is the highest level of awesomeness that can be achieved between two people. It is thought to be discovered by two drunk teenagers in July 2011, when they used the Awemometer to measure their awesomeness. The Awemometer shattered and the glass shards spelled out "Ballinasticfuckerdomeness".

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.