One who is inclined to fondel, lick or otherwise engross oneself in the scrotal sack of another human being. A viable replacement for common insults such as douchebag. i.e. "That guy sucks. He is SUCH a ball monger!"
Our current president is a fucking ball monger
by JLane3551 September 08, 2007
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A man that loves the balls and cock so much that they are a ball juggler and cock monger at the same time.
by ghost19 February 09, 2009
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