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The sound of your testicles clapping against your thighs.
by mtulley August 17, 2008
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Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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When receiving fellatio and the person deep throats your entire shaft and either licks of swallows your balls at the same time.
That chick last night sucked me up and gave me the good Ball Johnson
by Strick da Dick July 18, 2011
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