Urban Dictionary: Balk

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The act of going on a walk while drinking beer. A "Beer wALK".

Dude 1-Hey man you want to go on a walk?

Dude 2-Not really, that sounds gay.

Dude 1-I'll have beers.

Dude 2-Oh a balk! Why didn't you say so.

by jaimeburro3 July 14, 2010

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dirtpilled

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak

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balk

Baseball: To make an illegal motion ingame.

THe pitcher balked and allowed the runner to go in for the winning run.

by Baseball Dude July 17, 2005

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Balk

When, in sexual intercourse, one makes a wrong move, ie, a slap on the ass, and the partner is appauled. They then stop all ensuing action.

"When I asked her about eating a sandwich in bed last night, it was a total balk."

by the product December 04, 2005

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Balk

When it’s someones birthday who’s worth stalking. You look though their Facebook birthday posts giving them a good balk (A birthday stalk)

Anna: hey did you look at Max’s birthday posts

Me: balking him right now !

by GuacamoleSwagMaster2000 October 27, 2017

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