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Derived from the Spanish word "baldo" meaning "I cripple", this last name most likely is the most powerful of all. All other family names within a 50 feet radius are crippled by its sheer greatness.
A person from the adoring crowd inadvertently came too close to a Baldostamon and felt crippling pain. Pain like no other, and died. Hysteria ensued.
by jetdork March 01, 2009
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018