A baldnalco is a common person(s) who are hidden alcoholics from their loved ones and friends. That person(s) is usually so stressed that they go bald, not caring about their appearance and hygiene.

A baldnalco are outcasts from the community and are often pushed to commit suicide, however one or two have survived with help of the Lord.

Adj. Something that is expected to have a long lifespan by virtue of having existed for a long time, based on the lindy effect, named for the New York restaurant Lindy's, coined by Albert Goldman and popularized by Nassim Taleb.