To be "Baldered" or "Balderized" often referred to when being saddled with something useless and detrimental to the job at hand. It refers back to the traditional old English punishment wherein a person was forced to perfom their daily work whilst having the village idiot supported on their back. The idiot was called a "Baldery" and it would hinder and generally talk nonsense to the "Baldered" person for the entire punishment.

Where there's a party there's balder. Balder is the definition of a good night out even though your friends have passed out in a ditch.

He had cancer but that don’t matter because he is gay and cool

A proper Robert James Moore condition. Someone who is losing his hair at an alarming rate. Most specifically regarding hair loss around the crown of one's head.

Love you mum

A homosexual Phd Student who racks up 200k in debt and is losing his hair.