Where there's a party there's balder. Balder is the definition of a good night out even though your friends have passed out in a ditch.

He had cancer but that don’t matter because he is gay and cool

A proper Robert James Moore condition. Someone who is losing his hair at an alarming rate. Most specifically regarding hair loss around the crown of one's head.

To be "Baldered" or "Balderized" often referred to when being saddled with something useless and detrimental to the job at hand. It refers back to the traditional old English punishment wherein a person was forced to perfom their daily work whilst having the village idiot supported on their back. The idiot was called a "Baldery" and it would hinder and generally talk nonsense to the "Baldered" person for the entire punishment.

Love you mum

A homosexual Phd Student who racks up 200k in debt and is losing his hair.