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Bald

Someone with no hair that likes the number 14

Badboyhalo is balled so people like Skeppy make fun of him by saying Baldboyhalo cause he has no hair

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by baldboyhalopingspoofed14times June 26, 2019

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Trade

A man who messes around with other men, but no one would ever know by looking or talking to him. Used by gay black men to identify masculine gay men or DL Brothas.

"I am going to the mall to look for some trade"
"The club was packed with trade, honey"

by Darren December 03, 2004

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bald

When your face is so good looking it is taking over the rest of your head.

You're bald.

I know. My face is so good looking it's taking over the rest of my head.

by allholy1 December 11, 2007

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Bald

When someone is deciding to be disrespectful towards you.

“Yo, stop acting fucking bald!”
“That dude over there is bald as hell for what he did to you.”
“I don’t fuck with bald people.”

by Tyjah February 11, 2019

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bald

Clean shaven genitals.

Her pussy is bald and smooth.

by Ashley January 06, 2004

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Bald

West Coast Canadian slang for getting so high/stoned/baked off the good ‘ol marijuana/weed/chron/pot/giggle bush, that you feel as though you have suddenly lost all of your body hair, and are now so completely and utterly hairless, that you are able to transcend through the universe and feel complete, once again.

“Whoa man, that weed we smoked last night got me so fucking bald!”