Urban Dictionary: Bald

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Someone with no hair that likes the number 14

Badboyhalo is balled so people like Skeppy make fun of him by saying Baldboyhalo cause he has no hair

Jul 14 Word of the Day

Over-The-Pants-Hand-Job. Distant cousin of the dry hump.

I can't have sex because my parents are home. Will you settle for a OTPHJ?

by Kalticious Dawg January 18, 2004

When your face is so good looking it is taking over the rest of your head.

You're bald.

I know. My face is so good looking it's taking over the rest of my head.

by allholy1 December 11, 2007

When someone is deciding to be disrespectful towards you.

“Yo, stop acting fucking bald!”
“That dude over there is bald as hell for what he did to you.”
“I don’t fuck with bald people.”

by Tyjah February 11, 2019

Her pussy is bald and smooth.

by Ashley January 06, 2004

perhaps the most common way to describe a man who is either losing his hair or has none at all.

A bald man is beautiful when his heart is too.

by Anna Isabella November 02, 2006

to have no hair where it is suppose to be

by Ashalee March 20, 2007