Top definition
Someone with no hair that likes the number 14
Badboyhalo is balled so people like Skeppy make fun of him by saying Baldboyhalo cause he has no hair
Get a Bald mug for your girlfriend Larisa.
Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
Get a dirtpilled mug for your guy Riley.
2
When your face is so good looking it is taking over the rest of your head.
You're bald.

I know. My face is so good looking it's taking over the rest of my head.
by allholy1 December 11, 2007
Get a bald mug for your dog Julia.
3
When someone is deciding to be disrespectful towards you.
“Yo, stop acting fucking bald!”
“That dude over there is bald as hell for what he did to you.”
“I don’t fuck with bald people.”
by Tyjah February 11, 2019
Get the Bald neck gaiter and mug.
5
West Coast Canadian slang for getting so high/stoned/baked off the good ‘ol marijuana/weed/chron/pot/giggle bush, that you feel as though you have suddenly lost all of your body hair, and are now so completely and utterly hairless, that you are able to transcend through the universe and feel complete, once again.
Whoa man, that weed we smoked last night got me so fucking bald!”
by Big Chiller Jim (J’cB) November 20, 2020
Get the Bald neck gaiter and mug.
6
perhaps the most common way to describe a man who is either losing his hair or has none at all.
A bald man is beautiful when his heart is too.
by Anna Isabella November 02, 2006
Get a bald mug for your mom Beatrix.