Urban Dictionary: Bald Martin

Bald Martin

Bald Martin means an absolute lad a man that can do anything they are not just genius but bald one. It has been said that they are alpha male and are pro at hide and seek

Oh my look at that bald Martin he is such an alpha

by The truth giver December 17, 2019

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Bald Martin is the human personification of perfection.

'I wish I was Bald Martin'

by bald martin the god December 18, 2019

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my father who went for the milk and never came back
and a god amond us

morgz challenge team bald sudjfvgbgtefrdsscf team bard for life bald martin is sexy beast

by Team Bald 4 lyfe October 14, 2019

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Bald Martin: Is a legend that has a stepson named morgz and bald martin is kinda thicc too. also is bald and hot.

Bald Martin was left outside in the freezing cold by his stepson morgz during the infamous pause challenge.

by Noah Low February 06, 2020

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Morgan Hudson’s real dad he has a ginormous peen and probs has cancer .

Person 1:Bald Martin has a big Willy person 2:definitely

by Fat Morgz October 03, 2019

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Bold Martin like people sucking his feet

Bald Martin enjoys when big Jill and morgz suck his feet

by Bald Martin is a god August 01, 2020

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An Internet Sensation

Bald Martin Is God

by Sub to me plz: MrDarkShark September 03, 2020

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