the usage of photoshop or any other photo editing program in order to enhance oneself to look tanner, usually resulting in an gross, peachy hue.

Incredibly, irreducibly stoned.

Having a group of guys use icing and syrup as lube while fucking you on all fours in a room full of people and finishing by spraying whipped cream in your ass hole

A white chick that goes to home ec and bring what ever she made to her favorite teacher.

A bake sale where all of the wares contain weed.

a) The act of making a protein shake and rolling a joint after the gym or any other activity

b) The act of drinking a smoothie and blazing simultaneously

To have sex (shake) when you get high (bake).