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Directly after smoking marijuana, you leave and/or go to bed. Hence the term "bake" and "bail.
Opposite of Wake and Bake.
Opposite of Wake and Bake.
Bro 1: You think we good?
Bro 2: Yeah bro I'm roasted.
Bro1: Let me just be right back I'll go get snacks.
Bro 2: Speaking of that I got a project to do!
*Bro 2 leaves and goes home and passes the fuck out*
Tomorrow
Bro 1: Yo after you bake and bailed I smoked another bowl.
Bro 2: Why didn't you call me?!
Bro 2: Yeah bro I'm roasted.
Bro1: Let me just be right back I'll go get snacks.
Bro 2: Speaking of that I got a project to do!
*Bro 2 leaves and goes home and passes the fuck out*
Tomorrow
Bro 1: Yo after you bake and bailed I smoked another bowl.
Bro 2: Why didn't you call me?!
by JDWJDWJDW January 27, 2012
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018