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It's when you rub your dick in shit, stick cactus needles into it, and then you rape an albino while wearing a necklace made of midget testicles and turkey dicks in front of your grandma. Then you fart and die. Also Jake the Snake is there.
by Semen Steve January 04, 2011
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018