The sailors used this one in the old Navy days. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed. Gone fishing!

1. The default beliefs installed when you were a child.

2. An unexamined position you absorbed from your environment growing up.

Phrase referring to an amateur shooting a quick porn video in Las Vegas for much needed cash.

N. - A masturbatory session in the locker room preceding football practice.