Urban Dictionary: Bail

bail

A word that is used to abruptly cut off one's own story or statement before its completion due to boringness or irrelevance. Often used during a story that is important to the speaker that no one else cares about.

Can also be used (somewhat rudely) to effectively stop someone else's story/statement before it gets any worse.

* It should be noted that once the bail has occurred, the story is finished. The speaker may not go back to it (until they make it more interesting or relevant) and no questions may be asked about the story by the listeners.

Mike: "Yeah one time I was getting gas for my car and it was so cold outside and all I had was my emo jacket that's so thin it probably lowers my temperature rather than keeps me warm..." (blank or confused faces of listeners) Mike: "... ok BAIL." (sighs of relief)

Mike: "Yeah one time I was lifeguarding at the indoor pool and it was really humid inside... I can't remember if I was asleep or not...but I think something happened.."
Me: "I'm bailing for you."
Mike: (sullen) "Thank you."
Nice person who feels sorry for Mike: "What happened at the pool? I want to know."
Mike: "It's ok, I bailed."

by me Mike D April 10, 2006

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to fall, especially in a painful, embarassing, public way

I was in the cafeteria with my lunch tray when I tripped on my heels and bailed in front of everyone.

by Alyson November 03, 2004

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Beckett Bradstreet bailed on Vanessa Morita after they kissed

Beckett bailed in our rehearsal for Tin Soldier

by a2cakes September 05, 2018

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Bail

verb- used in conversation to stop someone from talking or to end oneselfs bad story

"so this one time we went to a party (sees that no one is listening)uhhh bail"

"ok mike im going to do this as a favor to you and your sad story...BAIL"

by Allen M April 30, 2006