KG and BTA came over to my pad the other day. They straight up bounced after smoking my shit. I hate people who inhale and bail.
by krsm April 08, 2010
Having a bailout plan when going on a blind date in case he or she is not what you expected and you do not want to spend the entire evening with them.
I had my friend call me at at a pre-arranged time when I went out on my blind date to see if I needed a date bail
by Quilly The Porcupine May 26, 2009
Thoughts that creep into your head expressing a desire to not attend an event that you previously agreed to attend.
John: I'm thinking maybe I'd rather just stay home than go to the party tonight.
Jane: The seeds of bail have been planted!
Jane: The seeds of bail have been planted!
by Gardener of Bail July 31, 2011
by AnalMcGee May 27, 2014
by Black-Velvet November 18, 2008
That point toward the beginning of the criminal injustice loop when money is essentially extorted from folks who must pay the piper for a chance to go home.
Once again I’m going through the process of bail extortion so I’ll need you to mortgage your house again, Mama.
by Dr Bunnygirl February 26, 2019
the practise of metaphorically sowing one's seed and subsequently immediately departing from the scene as there is no further interest or motivation.
or...
the state of mind that you might adopt when looking at somebody when the attraction is preventing you from thinking about anything other than monking and bailing...
or...
the state of mind that you might adopt when looking at somebody when the attraction is preventing you from thinking about anything other than monking and bailing...
Bernice was so fat and ugly that Steve just monked and bailed
or....
He took her to a fancy restaurant and she was laughing and telling him about her passions and hobbies...He acted interested and mirrored her behaviour, but all he was thinking was "monk and bail, monk and bail, monk and bail"
or....
He took her to a fancy restaurant and she was laughing and telling him about her passions and hobbies...He acted interested and mirrored her behaviour, but all he was thinking was "monk and bail, monk and bail, monk and bail"
by LOTF2013 September 09, 2011