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A large, often oversized, human. Generally having feet which are gargantuan and work independently from the main body. The bagoon has lower than average IQ, poor dress sense, and lacks basic social skills.
"Here Gary, look at that massive Bagoon, he's all over the place. He walking like Bambi on ice.
by TheBanterBadger May 08, 2015
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May 19 Word of the Day
Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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Something or someone who is overly huge or ugly.
Holy shit Tom look at that nasty bagoon!
by Bunk Diggity September 06, 2006
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A bagoon is a gorgeous woman whom which you love very much but is acting like a baby.
Wow, she's such a bagoon!
by IEatMarkers97 April 04, 2020
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