A large, often oversized, human. Generally having feet which are gargantuan and work independently from the main body. The bagoon has lower than average IQ, poor dress sense, and lacks basic social skills.
"Here Gary, look at that massive Bagoon, he's all over the place. He walking like Bambi on ice.
by TheBanterBadger May 08, 2015
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A bagoon is a gorgeous woman whom which you love very much but is acting like a baby.
Wow, she's such a bagoon!
by IEatMarkers97 April 04, 2020
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Lil homie been bad his whole life but for whatever reason suddenly changed up And act good
"Rinsey came around and now Ty bagoon.. "

"My girls Tweakn" " she doesn't want to go to the spot "

" Damn bruh, don't let her bagoon on you"
by SNOWBABYk June 01, 2021
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Something or someone who is overly huge or ugly.
Holy shit Tom look at that nasty bagoon!
by Bunk Diggity September 06, 2006
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