Purchase a can of cranberry sauce. Open the lid and insert the penis into the can. Continue to move up and down in a 'fucking motion.'
Judy: Bill, there's a sale in the canned food isle. Two for one on the cranberry sauce.
Bill: Honey, we'll be buying a good 40 cans.
Judy: Why?
Bill: Uh... I... it's about time I start 'Bagging Groceries.'
by FrankinFannyAA November 04, 2010
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What most, if not all, jocks will doing to the benefit of society when they leave high school.
Jock:Uh......

Paper or plastic?

Bagging groceries. The only use for a jock besides hard physical labor.
by Mr.Sacman May 19, 2009
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A sexual act performed by at least 2 people/ Mainly performed by a women on a man/ Similar to roadside assistance/ When the women gives oral sex to the man in a car while sitting in any supermarket parking lot.
i.e. Walmart, Target
Most often occurring at night times or when there is a low influx of people in the parking lot at any given time.
LJ: Hey babe, you down to go bagging the groceries before we leave?

Rylee: Oh hell yeah, get over here now.
by KarstensMomIsStacy January 16, 2021
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A response to urges to do better academically, though it is not limited to school. It is commonly used to show indifference to a suggestion.
I don't care. I bag groceries.
by dacousin January 05, 2011
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When something during a conversation doesnt make sense, you randomly say grocery bag.
From the song bedrock
i see me with her
no stevie wonder
she wont ever wonder
cause she knows she bad
and i gotta nigga
grocery bag
by Thisoneasiankid January 03, 2010
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Can most often be found in a nonsense filled song and is usually used by a relatively unknown person who esteems to be a rapper but lacks the necessary talent, word knowlege, ACTUAL knowlege and rhyming ability to construct a rap verse that actually makes sense.

As is the case with Gudda Gudda in the song Bedrock.
i see me with her
no stevie wonder
she wont ever wonder
cause she knows she bad
and i gotta nigga
grocery bag
by lilgunner January 14, 2010
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when something is clearly yours or in other words when you dont have to try to get something; it was yours from the start. mostly used in talking about people and certain situations.
"hey man, isnt that the girl you're trying to get with talking to that guy?"
"yeah, but im not worried about it. i got her grocery bagged."

"did you study for the test?"
"are you kidding me? i got it grocery bagged"
by chipper109 January 08, 2010
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