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Short for bagels. Its what you call your favorite type of bagel.
Man I love these bages...
Nothin but bages.
Bages n' Butter.
Best Bages.
by sorryboutit November 26, 2010
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Jul 20 Word of the Day
A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.
Pick me: If a man cheats on you, it's probably because you your fault. Be feminine! Make him food! Clean his ass hole!

Rational person: Shut up psycho
by 84848cheese December 01, 2020
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Slang term for the entryway to the female's reproductive organs. Vagina. A skanky girl or woman. Smelly crotch.
"This bicycle seat totally smells like bage!"

"She smells like a shrimping boat, what a dirty Bage."
by DiDYourMoM September 02, 2007
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a fat, greasy male with a 10 cm penis.
My ex-boyfriend was a bagey piece of dogshit.
by Kottonmouth King December 29, 2004
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