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Short for bagels. Its what you call your favorite type of bagel.
Man I love these bages...
Nothin but bages.
Bages n' Butter.
Best Bages.
by sorryboutit November 26, 2010
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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Slang term for the entryway to the female's reproductive organs. Vagina. A skanky girl or woman. Smelly crotch.
"This bicycle seat totally smells like bage!"

"She smells like a shrimping boat, what a dirty Bage."
by DiDYourMoM September 02, 2007
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a fat, greasy male with a 10 cm penis.
My ex-boyfriend was a bagey piece of dogshit.
by Kottonmouth King December 29, 2004
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