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Whe two people are bae goals, you refer to them as bagels.
Kim and Kanye are bagels.
by Tog 0 five February 14, 2016
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This is the most important thing in all of existence. The bagel is love, life, and tan. It's also the shape of the universe, or something. I really have no fucking idea. It's important tho
"Bagel."
by Him Fromireland July 17, 2017
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A man who prefers a margarita over a whiskey straight.
β€œAll your friends have a glass of Jameson, but you always get the frozen strawberry margarita... you’re such a bagel.”
by Little Blacky June 09, 2018
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A big zero. Someone who doesn't bring anything to the table.
kevin: let's go out tonight!
joey: nah, bro, i'm gonna stay in and play video games/
kevin: wow, stop being a bagel!
by alumsquad August 29, 2011
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person 1 - "Hey are we still going to eat bagels after school?"
person 2 - "Yeah i have so many. We are going to be so full!"
by Kobie Bananas March 18, 2010
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