bageling

When multiple guy friends get naked with their erect penises out while they have one non participant. For this, the non participant will need assorted bagels. The amount depends on how many friends playing, how many rounds you want to play, etc, but it has to be different types of bagels. The non participant, or host, then proceeds to fling the bagels onto the players' erect penises until they can hold no more bagels, The bagels tossed are at random. When everyone can fit no more bagels, there is a random bagel chosen blindly from the remaining bagels. Whoever has the most of that type of bagel on their respective penis is the winner. In this game, the bigger, the better effectively with more room for bagels. So whoever said that size does not matter obviously never went bageling.

"Hey man, wanna go bageling tonight?"

by retsamevals February 15, 2013

bagel

vagina

I'm gon spread my spread all over yo bagel.

by spread man January 17, 2010

bagel

To be hit with tremondous force, usually when one is not expecting it.

McNabb just got bageled by that linebacker!

by Dantastic September 2, 2005

bagels

Sometimes used as replacement for swear words.

What is this bagels? (What is this shit?)

Oh noes teh bagels!

by Nate Nieslen September 11, 2007

bagel

1 million US dollars from moving weight

he was able to get his paper weight up to a bagel.

by heavyhitter October 30, 2007

bagel

Another word for dryhumping.

"Steve and I bageled all night, and he had blue balls for four hours afterword."

by tsmpnpmf November 20, 2007

Russian bagel

A secret code for porn

Dude, want to watch some Russian bagel?

by Monty Python Obsessed May 19, 2014