“Damn that girl is fine but she a fucking bagel, I think the deepest thing we’ve talked about is her pussy”

Bagels; A short story.

I like bagels
They like me
Bagels are good
If you don't like bagels

whydontyoulikebagels
Bagels
Bagels
Bagels

-Smitty McBagelstorm, 1891.2

You're such a bagel 🙄

I broke my bread, now it’s a bagel.

Generic Rabbi: Ya call that a bagel? Sclomcka!

Next time you ask for a "shmear" on that bagel, you should ask for sprinkles too. Why? A "hole" lot of cheating at the Kwik-E-Mart, that's why. Turns out that Apu is selling chewy week-old donuts -- from the bagel bin! Is nothing sacred? In this reporter's opinion, no.