Urban Dictionary: Bagel

A predominantly Jewish neighborhood in an established urban area.

You gotta drive to the Bagel Belt to get good lox and corned beef!

by rlr4818 August 08, 2008

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Where a bagel gets put on the end of a mans penis and a girl eats the bagel

Omg David can I give you a dick-bagel baby

Omg Timmy you got dick-bageled?!

by Fannyflutter89 February 23, 2018

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Another name for a Jewish person. Occationally degratory.

"Where did all these Yarmulke wearing Bagel Munchers come from?"

by Mo Dees August 02, 2007

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When someone graduates from being a Sex Muffin they level up and gain the rank of Slut Bagel.

Girl: "So what does this make us?"
Guy: "Well damn that blowjob was off the chain so I guess you're a Slut Bagel now"
Girl: "Fuckin sweet"

by Cadet McDaddy September 30, 2016

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Someone who has no "stand out" features and who is boring as hell--just like a plain bagel--no cream cheese, no jelly, no sesame seeds, NOTHING.

Anthony: Are you inviting Janet to your birthday party?
Yvette: Yes, why?
Anthony: Ughh! Don't invite her! That bitch is such a plain bagel! She'll suck the life out of your party.

by BlackieDC January 29, 2009

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finagle a bagel

A maneuver in racket sports, most commonly tennis, where the athlete his a ball with the backside of their weak hand while spinning to return the ball.

Federer just had to finagle a bagel to win his match, that was incredible

by The Otter Dictionary March 13, 2015

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A term used to define Getting High.

Will the pirate ate a bagel twice today.

Hmm, He is always eating a bagel...

by That One Fly Girl June 22, 2009

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