Sleeping for 12-hours (the hour hand makes a full circle around a 12-hour clock). Originally, this term was used by yeshiva students.
by LionsForce November 01, 2018
by The Anna-lator November 02, 2003
This is the most important thing in all of existence. The bagel is love, life, and tan. It's also the shape of the universe, or something. I really have no fucking idea. It's important tho
"Bagel."
by Him Fromireland July 17, 2017
When a religious Jew(beard, peyos, tzitzit etc...) is walking down the street, a secular Jew who was previously talking to his friend about something secular will suddenly switch the topic to keeping kosher or going to Shul to tell the religious Jew that he is Jewish as well. Hence, the religious Jew was bageled.
by kahanetzadek June 05, 2011
by G shiznit March 27, 2005
The superior "on-the-go" breakfast food. Works well accompanied with cream cheese, butter, jam, pretty much anything that you can spread with a knife.
Bagels; A short story.
I like bagels
They like me
Bagels are good
If you don't like bagels
whydontyoulikebagels
Bagels
Bagels
Bagels
-Smitty McBagelstorm, 1891.2
I like bagels
They like me
Bagels are good
If you don't like bagels
whydontyoulikebagels
Bagels
Bagels
Bagels
-Smitty McBagelstorm, 1891.2
by CharlesJJJ November 03, 2016
“All your friends have a glass of Jameson, but you always get the frozen strawberry margarita... you’re such a bagel.”
by Little Blacky June 09, 2018