Noun
1. When something dangerous is hidden as something pleasant: like a bagel boy running to an army base with a bag of bagels. Originated from an elderly couple waling at night.
A bagel boy just blew up a military base, but don't worry, he must have bagels!!!
by Boy with too much time September 26, 2018
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A boy in multiple choirs; very proud of his bagel legacy, though not necessarily a big fan of bagel puns; gives lovely hugs occasionally; enjoys dramatic musical displays, especially in hallways.
Bagel Boy ran singing down the hall.
by discordance June 15, 2015
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Like a fuck boi except he gives you bagels. Probably will enjoy bagels by himself without your company. Gives bagels to other girls. Probably a cutie but should not be trusted. Trap him down and get his bagels. Don't plays his bagel games, you can do better.

He probably needs to level up into a bagel daddy.
"Man, bagel bois be hella thirsty"

"I tried to get in with this bagel boi but he wasn't having it."
by Feasibly Awesome June 05, 2017
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