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1. When something dangerous is hidden as something pleasant: like a bagel boy running to an army base with a bag of bagels. Originated from an elderly couple waling at night.
A bagel boy just blew up a military base, but don't worry, he must have bagels!!!
by Boy with too much time September 26, 2018
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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A slang or slander term for professional skateboarder Tony Hawk
Did you another endorsement Bagel Boy signed?
by paul baloff October 18, 2017
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A boy in multiple choirs; very proud of his bagel legacy, though not necessarily a big fan of bagel puns; gives lovely hugs occasionally; enjoys dramatic musical displays, especially in hallways.
Bagel Boy ran singing down the hall.
by discordance June 15, 2015
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