Bage

A term used when referring to something that is gar-bage. It can be used as a noun or verb and can describe almost anything.

Noun: Nah bro, that’s straight bage.

Verb: Wow! He’s baging so hard right now.

by Hambone Smoochie Johnson December 15, 2020

Bage

A term used when describing something that is gar-bage. This term can be used as a noun or verb and can describe just about anything.

Noun: Nah, that’s straight bage.

Verb: Wow! He’s baging so hard right now.

by Hambone Smoochie Johnson December 15, 2020

Bage

Slang term for the entryway to the female's reproductive organs. Vagina. A skanky girl or woman. Smelly crotch.

"This bicycle seat totally smells like bage!"

"She smells like a shrimping boat, what a dirty Bage."

by DiDYourMoM September 2, 2007

Bage

Bage is a Ciggerette, this is used infront of people who you can't tell them about you smoking

Come out for a bage? Lets Bage Up! Have you got any bages?

by Nevo D July 28, 2004

Bages

Short for bagels. Its what you call your favorite type of bagel.

Man I love these bages...
Nothin but bages.
Bages n' Butter.
Best Bages.

by sorryboutit November 27, 2010

bage

(pronunciation: baēg) An abbreviation of bagel, established in late 2018. Originally thought to be a typographical error via text message, it was later proclaimed by unanimous vote as the correct term for the bread product originating in the Jewish communities of Poland.

Update on the bage....it was good af. I had a glass of chocolate milk to wash it down.

by cricketpants December 21, 2018

bage

a fat, greasy male with a 10 cm penis.

My ex-boyfriend was a bagey piece of dogshit.

by Kottonmouth King December 30, 2005