(bag-o-dix) A large bag or satchel that contains strictly the male reproductive organ; the penis. This term is usually used with insult in direct to another for them to put chunks of dicks from the bag in one's mouth for consumption.

When a guy is being a complete asshole

(noun). An expression used when something sucks, or when something doesn't happen the way it was originally intended. This phrase was coined by an Ohioan, Rich, in the year 2000, who used this term to describe his job at Sam's Club.

N. A bag--can be paper or plastic (or even a burlap sack)--filled with various shapes, sizes, and colors of disembodied/severed penises; commonly used to describe an unattractive situation or proposition

A sack or parcel full of the male reproductive organs. Known to be extremely GAY.

An expression popularized by Louis CK in a comedy routine in which he explains his experience while sitting in bumper to bumper traffic on the Hollywood freeway. He pissed off another driver that yelled to him "Eat a bag of dicks!" The comedian found humor in an insult involving a bag of dicks from a motorists that was as dumb as a bag of hammers. With hammers every problem looks like a nail, with A Bags of Dicks you can cope with all the cunts on the freeway at rush hour.

Before the invention of pie, there was a need for a food to use in eating competitions. The food used became the penises of dead villagers. Since homosexuality was viewed as "wicked" in the days of yor, and the homosexuals typically won the penis, or dick, eating contests, it was a quite insulting remark at the time to utter to a fellow villager. Since then, the remark has lost some meaning, but remains insulting nonetheless.