Someone who is so much of a dick, he/she surpasses normal levels of dickery, transcending the title of a singular "dick" to achieve pluralized "bag of dicks" status.
by InfinityAblaze June 05, 2011
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(bag-o-dix) A large bag or satchel that contains strictly the male reproductive organ; the penis. This term is usually used with insult in direct to another for them to put chunks of dicks from the bag in one's mouth for consumption.
they can eat a bag of dicks while riding their mom's bike!
by StinkmasterB October 08, 2010
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An individual who displays an abnormal level of dick-like behavior that is equivalent to the accumulate quantity of dickness retained by a crowd of dicks filling up an official sized football stadium. The word 'bag' is merely a figure of speech and is not to be taken literally, as the amount of dickenss that a 'bag of dicks' exhibits far exceeds the limited space that a bag carries.
Dude I don't wanna go drinking with John tonight... last week he got so drunk he started a fight with the cashier over a penny, broke the door on his way out, and slapped a random guy in the face with a slim jim. He's a real bag of dicks!!!
by RealNiggaPete August 08, 2015
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noun/adjective

Peter Steele's voice, likeness, face, and band type-o Negative.

Also a term stating something is really, REALLY bad.
"Did you hear that Peter Steele died?!!"

"Yeah man, I heard he choked on a bag of dicks"
by IMBETTERTHANROB August 14, 2011
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Noun/adjective. In the top five of worst things imaginable. Picture a burlap sack of severed, bloody dicks. Yep, pretty much the worst thing ever.

I can be used in many contexts, describing smell, emotion, taste, sound, disgust, etc.
"I drank too much last night, and now this morning I feel like a giant bag of dicks."

or

"This dead prostitute smells like a bag of dicks."

or

"Cheryl's liver and onions were horrible. I would have rather ate a bag of dicks."
by Bryan745 October 21, 2005
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