A sack or parcel full of the male reproductive organs. Known to be extremely GAY.
by derpinferp October 11, 2011
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An expression popularized by Louis CK in a comedy routine in which he explains his experience while sitting in bumper to bumper traffic on the Hollywood freeway. He pissed off another driver that yelled to him "Eat a bag of dicks!" The comedian found humor in an insult involving a bag of dicks from a motorists that was as dumb as a bag of hammers. With hammers every problem looks like a nail, with A Bags of Dicks you can cope with all the cunts on the freeway at rush hour.
I couldn't believe that he told me to "Go eat a bag of dicks!" I mean, who keeps dicks in a bag?
by Bob Who April 28, 2020
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Before the invention of pie, there was a need for a food to use in eating competitions. The food used became the penises of dead villagers. Since homosexuality was viewed as "wicked" in the days of yor, and the homosexuals typically won the penis, or dick, eating contests, it was a quite insulting remark at the time to utter to a fellow villager. Since then, the remark has lost some meaning, but remains insulting nonetheless.
Mr. Yegendorf, you're my lawyer and supposed to be trustworthy, but I don't think I can trust you anymore!

Oh? Well as your attorney, I advise you to eat a bag of dicks.
by Tim Anderson April 22, 2004
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A bag of which 10+ dicks are sucked while wrapped in tape together.
That Cusinato broad over there was mowing a bag of dicks
by Bago'dicks June 13, 2012
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Term used to describe feeling unattractive or looking like a hot mess.
God you look like a bag of dicks, WTF happened to you?!
by SuezeeSmurd January 05, 2019
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Something that Lorena Bobbitt collects.
OMG!! Sally, I went to Lorena's house the other day and she had a bag of dicks!!!
by Saveme222 July 22, 2008
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Noun/Adjective. distressing; shocking:
extremely unpleasant; deplorable; disgusting:
The 2016 President Elect's appointed staff is a real bag of dicks.
by Stande07 November 16, 2016
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