Cricket. Lowest form of batting known to man (or woman). Generally exhibited by batsmen who lack the ability to actually play shots and whom often have chicken like legs.
Mavis is really badgering again today, he sure is making watching the grass grow look like a good option!
by Fat Bogan October 28, 2009
Ellie: *tells dead joke/anti-climactic story that lasts at least half an hour*
Everyone else: Bloody hell that was some serious badger Ellie
Everyone else: Bloody hell that was some serious badger Ellie
by Banton!x September 17, 2017
Highly addictive (or irritating, depending on the mood you're in) viral cartoon featuring a group of badgers exercising along with background music, played on a loop until the viewer is sick of it and decides to turn it off.
Badgerbadgerbadgerbadger
Badgerbadgerbadgerbadger
Badgerbadgerbadgerbadger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM
ARGH SNAKE ARGH SNAKE
SNAAAAAAKE A SNAAAAAAKE AAAAARGH IT'S A SNAAAAAAKE
etc.
Badgerbadgerbadgerbadger
Badgerbadgerbadgerbadger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM
ARGH SNAKE ARGH SNAKE
SNAAAAAAKE A SNAAAAAAKE AAAAARGH IT'S A SNAAAAAAKE
etc.
by KYR November 17, 2007
British alternate term for American vulgar term Beaver.
Badgers have a stripe on the forehead, Beavers or Pussy are parted with a pink stripe i.e. the labia or pussy lips.
One can also go badger baiting!
Badgers have a stripe on the forehead, Beavers or Pussy are parted with a pink stripe i.e. the labia or pussy lips.
One can also go badger baiting!
by D Stanley November 17, 2007
A late developing, pre-pubescent child (usually male) who is amongst the last in his class to develop hair around the you-know-where. Neologism possibly derived from/confined to Worcestershire, England area.
"That Adam Lallana, can you believe he's still a badger?" - Schoolkid, right before aforementioned Lallana runs off to tell teacher, crying like a bitch.
by Purplehornet January 04, 2014
People who show up extra early to garage sales or auctions to try and see the merchandise before anyone else.
by Casey Mayfield March 02, 2007
Girl 1: Hey, did you see Lisa earlier?
Girl 2: Yeah, she looked pretty sad.
Badgerism Person: -and who had a 1976 hit with "Sad Lisa?"
*silence ensues.*
Badgerism Person: Cat Stevens. *Proceeds to sing several lines as spectators bow to the master of all knowledge.*
Girl 2: Yeah, she looked pretty sad.
Badgerism Person: -and who had a 1976 hit with "Sad Lisa?"
*silence ensues.*
Badgerism Person: Cat Stevens. *Proceeds to sing several lines as spectators bow to the master of all knowledge.*
by Not_a_badger January 08, 2012

