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Someone who is overly prepared or overly keen for something. (Opposite of baller) For example, when camping, someone with too all the hiking gear. Another example is a middle aged cyclist with head to toe Lycra and hi-vis eyebrows.
Harry: Have you seen James maths set, he’s got a protractor, a compass and a really fancy calculator.
Benji: What a badger!
by Banter Clause December 23, 2018
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Large, beautiful breasts that are keep well consealed and initially appear to be much smaller and less impressive than they actually are until unleashed.
I think Alicia may have some real sleepers.
by KABT October 26, 2007
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One Badger is equal to £7.50
It is the street price of one tab of scrote.
by I am Dave! Yognau(gh)t January 09, 2012
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The greatest animal ever to be found on gods fine earth. These creatures can be found in woodland areas and live in sets, they are black and white and about the size of a dog. They are the dudes of the forest, so dont mess, seriously, you go anywhere near these guys and the will attack, and trust me they are fast, one chased my mate and had him trapped up a tree for half an hour once! If they werent so few, they would rule the world with a badger army no problem! Also the word badger can be used in the same way as pester, or irritate i.e Stop badgering me. And on top of all that, badger just sounds funny...
There is a badger on the kerrang adverts, he can be seen wearing a firemans outfit and torturing other small woodland creatures
by pete_coe May 27, 2005
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1) Medium-sized, blackand white stirped mammals resident in the northern hemishpere.

2) The mascot of the University of Wisconsin at Madison.

1) Wow, that badger attacked me in the woods!

2) GO BADGERS!!! On Wisconsin!
by Jack Cole January 31, 2006
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Medium sized creatures with black and white coloration. Have been known to congregate and dance. Apparently like mushrooms, but not snakes.
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by IanTheLUEser December 14, 2003
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Simple meaning bad banter
Ellie: *tells dead joke/anti-climactic story that lasts at least half an hour*
Everyone else: Bloody hell that was some serious badger Ellie
by Banton!x September 17, 2017
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