Urban Dictionary: Badged

by Lemmy November 04, 2003

A cop dildo.

Ocassionally used by over zealous officers either on the beat or off-duty.

Innocent by-stander: Hey officer!
Officer: Yah?
Innocent by-stander: Nice badge!

Sergeant: Now I want you to stick that polished badge in nice, deep n' slow...
Rookie: Yes Sarge sir! Yes Sarge!
Sergeant: And call me Amanda.

by NeverMindWho March 05, 2006

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Badge

A festively plump Italian boy

Dan, you're fat, WHY???

by Haracio De La Sanchez April 19, 2005

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badged

to remove a badge or badges from an unexpecting car for enjoyment or revenge.
More likly to occur to expensice cars like beemers or mercs

Mother F*****! some one badged my car

by RoaDKilL teh 1337 March 28, 2005

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badge in

To use one's identification badge in order to gain otherwise restricted access.

Please badge in to the computer in order to see the patient's electronic medical record.

by Dr. Inappropriate October 06, 2015

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Badges

Something Mexican Bandits with awesome sombreros don't need.

Badges? What badges? We don't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't need to show you any stinking badges!

by Ford Leiden December 28, 2009

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Contrary to some beliefs, badge is not a secondary word for Vagina, but instead, the anus. It's shortened from 'rusty sheriffs badge'.

'Oi, John, check out the badge on that. Badge, John, Badge'

by Badgeman October 24, 2006

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