Urban Dictionary: Bad Bert

A being of such power, that if any women are in a 50 meter radius they squirt.

"Oh no, here comes Big Bad Bert."
"I Heard he makes the bitties squirt."

by Mechajuarez August 20, 2012

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Bestest game player around

i am a bloody champion

by Steve May 01, 2004

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