A certain cheeseburger sold at the fast food chain, Wendy's. Referred to by many as "Heart Attack on a Bun".

Easily mistaken for The Clogger, a burger Sold by Krusty the Clown in The Simpsons.

A man who has banged every mother on the planet. He also refuses to run on a treadmill to remove the metric tons of blubber he possesses under his neck and on his belly. If the sweat he produced when playing sport was converted into drinkable water, he would single-handedly save the african children.