A disease where someones typing is terrible. It is also transmittable.
Person1: "gosh i hate beign laet
Person1: "Bieng ltae*"
Person1: bgein late*
Person1: Being*
Person1: "wow that was annoying
Person2: Stop typing you're gonna giev me baconitis

Person2: " Give*" and looks like you alreday gave it to me.
Person2: "-_-"
Person1:"LOL"
by chocolateboi1234 August 02, 2016
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The cure for vegeterianism.
When she decided to become a vegetarian, the doctor prescribed lots and lots of bacon.
by Alien Blender May 21, 2008
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A religion based on Bacon. Everything revolves around Bacon. And other yummy goods in which Bacon is an ingredient.

Leader is Jebus Bacon.
Is that a piece of Bacon on a Bacon stick?

Yeah, I practice Baconism.
by zebracake69 August 21, 2011
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1.quite possibly the greatest thing ever conceived by mankind and is frequently called the tastiest thing around
it can be eaten (devoured) with everything
and in some cultures is used as a mating ritual
"the only reason i get up the morning and go to sleep at night is bacon"
by JewC May 17, 2008
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Baconing (verb): the act of enjoying bacon.
We were baconing all last night.

Mary was baconing instead of doing her homework.

As the earth was being attacked by aliens, Jimmy was completely fine because he was baconing.

Stan was caught baconing alone by his wife.
by rgg April 11, 2012
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this is the tasty treat that comes from the loveable animal the pig. bacon is good for everybody. it helps you store fat for the winter and is full of protein.
Zach loves bacon, eat zach, eat!
by ZachiZZo November 29, 2003
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