The act of your trachea causing severe coughing to the point where it becomes sentient and attempts or even succeeds in taking over the brain
by Larrydotexe May 19, 2016
phenomenon which occurs when straight women begin to realize that perhaps men who spend more time and money on their hair/skin/clothes than they do, are not exactly what they wanted after all. Mom always said "be careful what you wish for, you just might get it!" and damn if she wasn't right!
Phase 1 of the Metrosexual Backlash first results in the "metro" receiving the exact OPPOSITE attention response that he was hoping for. Instead of gaining increased attention from prospective partners, DEcreased attention results due to the inability of said partners to ascertain the orientation of the "metro".
This leads to Phase 2 of the Metrosexual Backlash, an increase in autosexual behavior among, interestingly, both straight women and gay men, both of whom experience frustration at not being able to identify the "metro" as part of their dating pool.
Phase 3 has yet to be clearly identified, but it may include an increase in the frequency of friendships between gay males and straight females as they form alliances dedicated to determining the orientation of "metro" men.
Phase 1 of the Metrosexual Backlash first results in the "metro" receiving the exact OPPOSITE attention response that he was hoping for. Instead of gaining increased attention from prospective partners, DEcreased attention results due to the inability of said partners to ascertain the orientation of the "metro".
This leads to Phase 2 of the Metrosexual Backlash, an increase in autosexual behavior among, interestingly, both straight women and gay men, both of whom experience frustration at not being able to identify the "metro" as part of their dating pool.
Phase 3 has yet to be clearly identified, but it may include an increase in the frequency of friendships between gay males and straight females as they form alliances dedicated to determining the orientation of "metro" men.
I used to think those pretty metro boys were so hot, but lately I find they're just too much. Damn metro's, bet they weren't counting on the backlash, 'cause I ain't got time to be with a guy who's spending more time getting ready than I am!
by brooklyn516 August 18, 2004
The severe backlash from sexual intercourse with an underage girl, mostly involving police and parents
by 145 January 21, 2009
When someone in a public restroom (especially at work) gets angry at the lack of cleanliness/maintenance and purposely trashes the place by throwing paper towels on the floor etc.
Co-Worker 1: Wow! Is the janitor on vacation this week? The bathroom on the first floor is a total mess.
Co-Worker 2: Totally! I was so pissed, I was feeling some bathroom backlash so I totally trashed stall 3.
Co-Worker 2: Totally! I was so pissed, I was feeling some bathroom backlash so I totally trashed stall 3.
by yowas August 5, 2009
ERW Backlash will take place on May 27th at 5:30 PM EST, The 3 biggest matches are:
Kodi Kingston vs Sky Jackson vs Mikey for both the UK, and Atlantic Championship.
Montez Ford vs The Miz vs Triple Johnny vs Jimmy uso, for the ERW World championship
And the main event, Kevin Arts vs "The Fiend" Jay Wyatt
Kodi Kingston vs Sky Jackson vs Mikey for both the UK, and Atlantic Championship.
Montez Ford vs The Miz vs Triple Johnny vs Jimmy uso, for the ERW World championship
And the main event, Kevin Arts vs "The Fiend" Jay Wyatt
by "The Fiend" Jay Wyatt May 21, 2021
An over the pants hand job given in public by a complete stranger with no connection to the receiver.
see: HOLMVIK
see: HOLMVIK
by Fistfullaholla July 27, 2012
Only forward motion. Pronounced "Z-ero Backlash" Also defined as- Never look back. and/or always look forward.
by Andrew Z November 8, 2007