when a guy is too fat to masturbate and has to stroke backward from elbow looking like a backhoe boom
bob is so fat he has to resort to the backhoe tug to pull himself
by windowgoblin April 04, 2018
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A booger back hoe is when someone grows out the pinky finger nail to help dig out that hard to reach booger!
Damn Michelle I’m glad I grew out my booger backhoe or I’d have never got that booger out!

Hey bro why’s your pinky finger nail so long? Ah that’s my booger backhoe for digging deep in the nose meat!

For when that booger’s deep in call in the booger backhoe!
by Big1Adam December 30, 2018
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The act of connecting two assholes together (either touching or with a tube) and passing gas between each other.
Hey Sara, do you want to try the windy backhoe tonight?
by Balloon knot king May 31, 2019
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