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Your first solid turd after a period of the shits.
Man, I never thought I'd be back on solid ground after that Mexican seafood restaurant I went to last week.
by Spybone January 04, 2011
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Jul 6 Word of the Day
A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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