Eating breakfast (or any other meal really) while standing at your kitchen counter instead of sitting at your kitchen table.

When the “crush” has no intentions of taking things further, but they like the attention. So they flirt here or there, send dm/texts just to keep the person interested, knowing damn well they’re staying single.

The process of cooking and consuming breakfast (depending on the time of day) at the stove directly out of the frying pan in an effort to conserve dishes.

Two cups of coffee and four cigarettes.

Waking up every morning and giving oral sex to the woman you slept with the previous night (Typically a different woman every time this happens).