A more forceful variation of the Scottish omnipurpose exclamation "Ach!", usually followed by a complaint (1) or expression of hardcoredness(2). as many apostrophes or extra syllables and letters as the user feels necessary or amusing(3). This spelling is generally used to prevent it's being read as "Bach" in text, as it is very different from the famous classical musician, who was not at all scottish.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.