worst std you can possible get

An outrageously expensive blob of flesh that is completely helpless for eighteen straight years.

Me

A quarter ounce of weed.

The buds in a bag of weed. Usually said so that people don't know that you're actually smoking weed.

what happens if you don't use contraception

A small evil child that takes all ur money and throw food at you. They want to someday take over the world but Haley will stop them from eating our cows because there savages. But the fat momma cow eats the baby. But the baby's will bomb the momma cow. The end